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Basically, we sell hilarious sweatpants, yoga pants, athletic shorts, and underwear. Don't believe us? Check out crotchgear.com and never be the same again. We have the funniest "humor below the belt" on the net!

Lies I tell you! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Lies I tell you! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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Seems like a natural pairing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Seems like a natural pairing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 16 hours ago
Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 day ago
Wet Floor LOL (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Wet Floor LOL (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 day ago
Truth is you’ve got a real V12 under the hood. Don’t let them tell you otherwise!

'Respect the Rod' athletic shorts….only at www.crotchgear.com

"Like" this if we just made you laugh.

Truth is you’ve got a real V12 under the hood. Don’t let them tell you otherwise!

'Respect the Rod' athletic shorts….only at www.crotchgear.com

"Like" this if we just made you laugh.

— 1 day ago
What are your thoughts on too much make up. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

What are your thoughts on too much make up. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 2 days ago
Which of these four new www.crotchgear.com athletic shorts is your ultimate favorite? Comment with your favorite and we may send YOU a FREE PAIR!

Comment AND share and we definitely may select you to win a FREE PAIR!

Which of these four new www.crotchgear.com athletic shorts is your ultimate favorite? Comment with your favorite and we may send YOU a FREE PAIR!

Comment AND share and we definitely may select you to win a FREE PAIR!

— 6 days ago
Let’s see how many likes we can get for this shaved Alpaca!!!

Let’s see how many likes we can get for this shaved Alpaca!!!

— 1 week ago
I’ve converted all of mine to Y’s lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

I’ve converted all of mine to Y’s lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Circle the wagons for #Cleveland, folks! #Miami #Heat #bandwagonfans #cavs #Lebron

Circle the wagons for #Cleveland, folks! #Miami #Heat #bandwagonfans #cavs #Lebron

— 1 week ago
We all know at least one LeBron James fan. Wherever he goes, they go. Show that bandwagoner some love by getting him or her these fly athletic shorts, on sale this weekend only for just $24.99. 

GET THEM HERE: http://bit.ly/1reMvtm

We all know at least one LeBron James fan. Wherever he goes, they go. Show that bandwagoner some love by getting him or her these fly athletic shorts, on sale this weekend only for just $24.99.

GET THEM HERE: http://bit.ly/1reMvtm

— 1 week ago
Mmmmm pie! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Mmmmm pie! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Pew! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Pew! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Is your crotch a #trending #topic? #twitter #facebook #instagram #popular

Is your crotch a #trending #topic? #twitter #facebook #instagram #popular

— 1 week ago
Realistic Barbie is realistic. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Realistic Barbie is realistic. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago