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Basically, we sell hilarious sweatpants, yoga pants, athletic shorts, and underwear. Don't believe us? Check out crotchgear.com and never be the same again. We have the funniest "humor below the belt" on the net!

Fans of crotchgear - We are only 300 likes away from 10k and we need your help to get there! Share our page or any of our products to help us pass the 10,000 mark!

Fans of crotchgear - We are only 300 likes away from 10k and we need your help to get there! Share our page or any of our products to help us pass the 10,000 mark!

— 2 days ago
"Hello, my name is Richard" #Richard #shorts #summer #workout #Dickjoke #nowthatsfunny

"Hello, my name is Richard" #Richard #shorts #summer #workout #Dickjoke #nowthatsfunny

— 2 days ago
Hilarious! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Hilarious! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 4 days ago
Caption this… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Caption this… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 5 days ago
Good parents teach their kids to do whatever is necessary to kill spiders! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Good parents teach their kids to do whatever is necessary to kill spiders! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 5 days ago
In case of fire…make smores. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

In case of fire…make smores. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 6 days ago
Lies I tell you! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Lies I tell you! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 6 days ago
Seems like a natural pairing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Seems like a natural pairing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Tryin to catch me ridin’ dirty… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Wet Floor LOL (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Wet Floor LOL (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Truth is you’ve got a real V12 under the hood. Don’t let them tell you otherwise!

'Respect the Rod' athletic shorts….only at www.crotchgear.com

"Like" this if we just made you laugh.

Truth is you’ve got a real V12 under the hood. Don’t let them tell you otherwise!

'Respect the Rod' athletic shorts….only at www.crotchgear.com

"Like" this if we just made you laugh.

— 1 week ago
What are your thoughts on too much make up. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

What are your thoughts on too much make up. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Which of these four new www.crotchgear.com athletic shorts is your ultimate favorite? Comment with your favorite and we may send YOU a FREE PAIR!

Comment AND share and we definitely may select you to win a FREE PAIR!

Which of these four new www.crotchgear.com athletic shorts is your ultimate favorite? Comment with your favorite and we may send YOU a FREE PAIR!

Comment AND share and we definitely may select you to win a FREE PAIR!

— 1 week ago
Let’s see how many likes we can get for this shaved Alpaca!!!

Let’s see how many likes we can get for this shaved Alpaca!!!

— 2 weeks ago
I’ve converted all of mine to Y’s lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

I’ve converted all of mine to Y’s lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 2 weeks ago