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Basically, we sell hilarious sweatpants, yoga pants, athletic shorts, and underwear. Don't believe us? Check out crotchgear.com and never be the same again. We have the funniest "humor below the belt" on the net!

Yes they do! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Yes they do! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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Sometimes, it’s all about the product placement. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Sometimes, it’s all about the product placement. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 16 hours ago
Please point us to the nearest bathroom where this exists! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Please point us to the nearest bathroom where this exists! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 day ago
We run into these kind of posts all too often! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

We run into these kind of posts all too often! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 day ago
THUG Life (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

THUG Life (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 2 days ago
Them roids though. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Them roids though. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 2 days ago
Tag someone who needs these to go with their duck faces. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Tag someone who needs these to go with their duck faces. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 3 days ago
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Need a reason to save 20% on all of our products? How about our BACK TO SCHOOL SALE going on this week only (until 9-1)! Use the code ‘educateme’ and save big!

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— 3 days ago
Hilarious TWSS! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Hilarious TWSS! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 4 days ago
I’ll never let go … (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

I’ll never let go … (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Wait, what!! JUST WTF!!! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Wait, what!! JUST WTF!!! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago with 1 note
Invisible horse is invisible. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Invisible horse is invisible. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Who has been to this intersection… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Who has been to this intersection… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Tag someone you know who needs to see this lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Tag someone you know who needs to see this lol (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago