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Basically, we sell hilarious sweatpants, yoga pants, athletic shorts, and underwear. Don't believe us? Check out crotchgear.com and never be the same again. We have the funniest "humor below the belt" on the net!

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Also available on sweatpants!

Limited Edition – NOT Found in stores.

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And don’t forget to share it with your friends. Order together and save a lot on shipping. Enjoy!

* ONLY FOR CLASSIC CAR & HOT ROD FANS *

Go here ==> http://ift.tt/1tjWOOZ

Also available on sweatpants!

Limited Edition – NOT Found in stores.

Click that link right now and get yours before we are out of stock.

And don’t forget to share it with your friends. Order together and save a lot on shipping. Enjoy!

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Whatever you gotta do to WIN! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Whatever you gotta do to WIN! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 5 days ago
Try this! Type OMG if it worked for you. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Try this! Type OMG if it worked for you. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 6 days ago
"Look out for that Pesky Squirrel…he’ll steal your nuts"

*Get yours here* … http://ift.tt/1lXutNd

Available on both sweatpants and athletic shorts! 

Come see why crotchgear has supplied the best gifts for hundreds of parties, holidays, and events worldwide!

"Look out for that Pesky Squirrel…he’ll steal your nuts"

*Get yours here* … http://ift.tt/1lXutNd

Available on both sweatpants and athletic shorts!

Come see why crotchgear has supplied the best gifts for hundreds of parties, holidays, and events worldwide!

— 6 days ago
Pleasant surprise! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Pleasant surprise! (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 6 days ago
Download the new app, Snapechat. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Download the new app, Snapechat. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 1 week ago
Not sure if this was what Flo Rida meant. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Not sure if this was what Flo Rida meant. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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A gift to give to the people you don’t like so much. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

A gift to give to the people you don’t like so much. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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Yeah, we’ll pass… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Yeah, we’ll pass… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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WE GONNN FINNND YOU. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

WE GONNN FINNND YOU. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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It never gets old bashing this guy. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

It never gets old bashing this guy. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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Impossible is nothing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

Impossible is nothing. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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How bored do you have to be… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

How bored do you have to be… (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

— 2 weeks ago
For all the fans of these kinds of puzzles. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

For all the fans of these kinds of puzzles. (www.crotchgear.com for the funnies)

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